THE JUDGEMENT KEEPER
Weighing Your Heart
Reserving Judgement is a waste of time. Meting it out is much more enjoyable. The Judgement Keeper pushes his great head through the dimensional membranes of the Universe to see what you do and how you think. If you don't finish a sentence, he'll know it was about to be a lie. Think no one saw you take the last slice of pizza when everyone was too drunk to notice? Think again!